...To Karl Rove's "American Crossroads: 'Cool'" Ad Bashing Obama

It goes without saying that Karl Rove is a LOSER!  He's fat, he's balding, he wears glasses, he can't dance, he used to be called "Turd Blossom"...and we Republicans expect him to come up with a decent viral video bashing Obama on the grounds that he's a cool dude?  And this is after he tried to make Obama look like James freakin' Bond 007 in another ad!  If that LOSER! Rove had been working for me or appearing on The Celebrity Apprentice, the greatest TV show to ever air or ever will air, he'd've been fired so fast the ham grease on his LOSER! head would spin!  And on top of that, I'd have sex with his wife right in front of him to show him how much of a LOSER! he really is, but there's always that chance he'd actually enjoy it and try to have a threesome with us...with me in the middle.

To top it off, some other LOSER! managed to spoof it within 24 hours, and it's better than Rove's LOSER! attempt:

How the hell are we Republicans supposed to take back the Confederate States of America if we have to deal with LOSERS! like Karl Rove making the propaganda videos?