...To The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal In Colombia

I don't see why all those LOSERS! are getting upset that those Secret Service agents were paying prostitutes for sex.  How do you LOSERS! honestly think I got married three times: by being suave and debonair and charming?  Hell no, I flashed the cash, and they came running!  Why else would I have had them sign those prenups that gave me the clothes off their backs once I got bored with them?  All of you LOSERS! praise me for doing stuff like that, so why are you bashing those Secret Service agents for wanting to emulate a winner like me?