...To The Paul Ryan Budget

Only a LOSER! who's never once had a real job in the private sector would think this plan has any chance of passing.  Oh, you worked for your family business as a marketing consultant?  My own soft-handed sons and gorgeous daughter worked for me as marketing consultants too, and that's only because I needed a way to turn their trust fund allowances into tax deductions, you LOSER!  "Marketing consultant" is just the term we in the private sector give to anybody we want to give money to for no actual work--and no, that's not the definition of "socialism," either, LOSERS!  Also, why on Earth would you cut the subsidies paid out to the private sector so we can create jobs?  Are you trying to destroy capitalism?  We need those subsidies for our bi-weekly gambling junkets to Macao and Monaco, as well as to bolster the sex tourism industry in the Pacific Rim!  You honestly expected us to pay for that out of our own pockets, you LOSER!?  If the Republicans wind up losing this election and continue all of this international goodwill Obama's been building with stuff like aiding the Libyan rebels, it'll be because of that LOSER! Paul Ryan and his LOSER! budget plan!