How dare these LOSERS! suggest that I don't need another $150,000! Seriously, the more you tax me the less people I employ. Get it? That means I can't hire any more toadies or flunkies or fair-weather friends or prostitutes or abortionists in case I impregnate the prostitutes or people to shave my genitals or any of the millions of positions we rich people create for you LOSERS! just so you don't have to go begging for handouts anymore, even though you'd much rather do so! Besides, the poor LOSERS! should be paying all the taxes because it'll motivate them to become winners like me!
The richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse tells LOSERS! just how big a LOSER! they are.
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