...To RNC Chairman Reince Priebus Cancelling The First Day Of The Republican National Convention In The Face Of Hurricane Isaac

Reince, you LOSER!  By running away with your own teeny-tiny cock up your own ass, you just sent a message to the terrorists that America in general and the future President Mitt Romney in particular are weak and encourage another 9/11!  Granted, all that death and destruction creates jobs for the funeral industry and work for real estate scam artists like myself, but we don't go intentionally instigating it!  At least not when cameras are in the room!  You just gave Obama another term, you LOSER!  I hope you're happy!