When I endorsed Mitt Romney for President, I thought I had recognized a fellow winner in him what with all the money he'd made by running companies into bankruptcy like I did with my casinos. Now I see that he's just another LOSER! because only LOSERS! read science fiction! And only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of LOSERS! says it's a guilty pleasure to do so! Have you ever heard of any science fiction fan becoming a winner? No, you haven't because they're all LOSERS! Oh sure, Star Trek might have inspired most of the fun little gadgets we have today like iPads and Kindles and cellphones and both it and Star Wars have generated untold millions of dollars in revenue, but that doesn't mean George Lucas or Gene Roddenberry or anybody else who likes sci-fi are winners like me! LOSERS! start companies where they actually know what their company does; winners like me start companies that make money, more money, and nothing but money!
And somebody tell Jeri Ryan that I'm in the market for a new wife after I get bored with the current one! Gotta love those clingy Seven of Nine catsuits!
The richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse tells LOSERS! just how big a LOSER! they are.
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