After all the capitalism I've engaged in, all the money I've made, all the trophy wives I've gone through like water, these LOSERS! go ahead and call me a "statesman!" You know, I had some plans to start some businesses in Sarasota County, Florida and create some jobs just to spite Obama, but that's not going to happen now! No, I'm going to buy up all of Sarasota County, Florida, evict all of you LOSERS! from the place, bulldoze all your crap-shack housing, and turn it into my next luxury gated community Trump Sisyphus-On-The-Glades, where Korbel champagne fountains grace every intersection and the roads are paved with diamonds! Maybe I'll hire you LOSERS! to be piss boys for all the winners that will be allowed to live there, but that's if you immediately get on your knees, go down on me, and then apologize for calling me a "statesman!"
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