Mitt Romney, on the other hand, doesn't drive himself because wealth creators can hire people to drive them! Batman, on the other hand, isn't a wealth creator, so that's why he drives his own vehicles!
Also, Batman dates lots and lots of girls, kinda like I do! Mitt Romney, on the other hand, married the first girl who didn't laugh at him when he asked her out! What a LOSER! So if anybody's Batman, it's going to be me, the richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse! Romney doesn't have buildings like Batman does, I do!
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