How can you LOSERS! not vote Mitt Romney into the Oval Office!? Sure, he was a Zelig-class stiff who came across as more than willing to sell his own grandmother and all of his grandchildren to sex traffickers in exchange for five more electoral votes, but he was a rich man, Goddammit! Rich men are supposed to run things in this country with impunity, not some upstart who just happened to give the order to hunt down and summarily execute the FBI's #1 Most Wanted for the crime of murdering 3000 Americans on 9/11! We create jobs by hiring maids and chauffeurs and car elevator operators and prostitutes!
I tell you, it's time for a revolution in this country! The richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse should be allowed to do as he pleases because he's rich, and not because 50%+1 of the populace said some other guy should run the show! You're all LOSERS!
The richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse tells LOSERS! just how big a LOSER! they are.
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