...To David Petraeus' Quitting Being The CIA Director Over Cheating On His Wife

This is even more proof positive that David Petraeus is a LOSER!  The first proof was that he chose to work for Obama in the first place.  Quitting his job just because he took his reward as a leader of men is even more proof that he was, is, and always shall be a LOSER!  You think that I, the richest and most awesome man in the quantum multiverse, let something as piss-ant as the adultery laws stand between me and my appetites?  I was cheating on both Ivana and Marla Maples when I was married to them, and I'm cheating on Melania as I type this!  And once I dump Melania for another wife, I'll cheat on her too!  You don't see me resigning from my company over that!  Good riddance to that LOSER!