...To Glenn Beck Ripping Anna Wintour A New One

Well, way to show the world just how much of a LOSER! you are, Glenda!  First you manage to get fired from  the only cable channel that would have you, and then you fail to recognize that nobody wants to hear from a LOSER! like that so you start what's essentially a jumped-up YouTube channel, and then you use that jumped-up YouTube channel to go after one of the most powerful people in the world who doesn't even know you exist!  Granted, Anna Wintour can be supremely stuck up--I once tried to show her my genitals but she wasn't impressed like women are supposed to be when they see the genitals of the richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse--but she's someone who could have you killed just because she's Anna frickin' Wintour!  The only way they could make fun of her in The Devil Wears Prada and How To Lose Friends And Alienate People was to make a fictional character loosely inspired by her so she wouldn't have them killed!  When I showed her my genitals, her only reaction was to look at one of her flunkies, jerk her head in my direction, and just sashay away while her flunkies Tasered and pepper-sprayed me and held a really large hunting knife to my genitals and told me that they'd cut it off, saute it with garlic and shallots in a Beaujolais reduction, and make me eat it!  If she can do that to the richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse, what makes you think she won't have a LOSER! like you disappeared, Glenda?  You've been having too much Mountain Dew and Cheetos, that's your problem!  Go get a job like the rest of us did!  And no, you can't appear on the next season of The Celebrity Apprentice because it's not for LOSERS! like you!