I'm not surprised that you LOSERS! decided to stop trying to build a casino in the LOSER! half of the LOSER! state of Massachusetts. Who builds a casino out in the middle of nowhere, anyway? Don't even get me started on how Bugsy Siegel essentially invented the city of Las Vegas, for he was a LOSER! and so is Las Vegas. Las Vegas will never have anything on Atlantic City! And those Indian casinos like Foxwoods and Mohegan Sun? If the Manshantucket Pequots and the Mohegans weren't such LOSERS! they'd've centered their ancestral lands near major cities, especially Atlantic City, the greatest city that has ever been built and will ever be built!
Not only are you guys LOSERS! but the people you lure into your casinos are LOSERS! too. How do I know that they're LOSERS!? Because you keep showing a profit, that's how! Casinos make money by LOSERS! making losing bets at the games, and the fact that you have multiple resort casinos around the nation shows that a lot of LOSERS! have come through your doors. Anybody that comes into my casinos leaves a winner, which is the real reason why the casino division of my empire had to file for bankruptcy twice in five years and not due to gross incompetence like the LOSERS! in the media would have you believe just so they can turn a profit themselves. So go back to being LOSERS! by scamming LOSERS! into giving you their money so you can keep on expanding throughout the world; winners like me will continue to make winners out of my customers even if it means cutting off my sons' trust funds!
The richest, most awesome man in the quantum multiverse tells LOSERS! just how big a LOSER! they are.
No comments:
Post a Comment
Your hate mail will be graded and possibly used as material for future posts.